Some "Fun" conclusions...
continued from last post.../
So where was I ?
Right, I went out to have some fun...
I frankly don't understand how all these people landed here.
There was a Brit woman, whose accent I could not grasp except for the "wot, wot, wot"
And then I understood one other sentence, it said "you should all be grateful like, do you see wot I mean like?."
Hmmm....Not a good start you must admit. Poor peroxide blonde woman from the Midlands. Poor, poor woman from England for she really got it from me tonight.
Talk about cold/hot English showers. Did I say showers? Wrong. The Brits don't shower, they have a bath...soak in muck about once a fortnight and they call that cleanliness and tell you "wot you on about mate?"
Well this "wot you on about" Tesco/Sainsbury/Safeway look-alike cashier (these are names of supermarkets in not so Great -Britain.), in the Middle East, playing sophisticated, got it from me tonight... You know "wot I mean like mate?"
It transpired that this Tesco/Safeway/Sainsbury's cashier was the wife of some army guy in Basrah. She was most upset, I was not "grateful like..."
I think my telling her "Fuck you and fuck your Queen, you disgusting lot", did not go down all too well...
She did eventually wash it down with about 4 pints of lager,though. Especially imported for her sort.
But I could still hear the "wot's she on about, wot the fuck is that..."
Some ugly voice in the background,
Why did she not understand that I was being very grateful ?
Why are people so lacking in subtleties ?
I was sooooo grateful for the English presence in Basrah that I had to thank her my own special, Iraqi way...
Why can't people understand "where am coming from" and have some kind of Western politically correct empathy ?
But you have not heard the rest...
There was also a guy from Germany, an Angela Gerkin (gerkins are pickled cucumbers by the way - this is for the ignoramus, below average American reader).
What was he doing here? Guess what? A horseshoe maker for their Majesties...
He told me that Bavaria was really cool so was Angela...And when push came to shove, he took the back door...After all he had a horse shoe to produce. And the Brits and Germans avoid each other like the plague...
But I bet, you are wondering about the American guitar player - right?
He was replaced by some Canuck/Canadian who sang it well...
He did wonders with "Hit the Road Jack, don't you come home no more..." Ray Charles tune.
And that is the conclusion I am leaving you with.
"Hit the Road Jack." You are not welcome here. No more, no more...
After my fun night, I was left with only one conclusion.
There is only one way, Resistance.
See, even "Fun" holds great promises.
So where was I ?
Right, I went out to have some fun...
I frankly don't understand how all these people landed here.
There was a Brit woman, whose accent I could not grasp except for the "wot, wot, wot"
And then I understood one other sentence, it said "you should all be grateful like, do you see wot I mean like?."
Hmmm....Not a good start you must admit. Poor peroxide blonde woman from the Midlands. Poor, poor woman from England for she really got it from me tonight.
Talk about cold/hot English showers. Did I say showers? Wrong. The Brits don't shower, they have a bath...soak in muck about once a fortnight and they call that cleanliness and tell you "wot you on about mate?"
Well this "wot you on about" Tesco/Sainsbury/Safeway look-alike cashier (these are names of supermarkets in not so Great -Britain.), in the Middle East, playing sophisticated, got it from me tonight... You know "wot I mean like mate?"
It transpired that this Tesco/Safeway/Sainsbury's cashier was the wife of some army guy in Basrah. She was most upset, I was not "grateful like..."
I think my telling her "Fuck you and fuck your Queen, you disgusting lot", did not go down all too well...
She did eventually wash it down with about 4 pints of lager,though. Especially imported for her sort.
But I could still hear the "wot's she on about, wot the fuck is that..."
Some ugly voice in the background,
Why did she not understand that I was being very grateful ?
Why are people so lacking in subtleties ?
I was sooooo grateful for the English presence in Basrah that I had to thank her my own special, Iraqi way...
Why can't people understand "where am coming from" and have some kind of Western politically correct empathy ?
But you have not heard the rest...
There was also a guy from Germany, an Angela Gerkin (gerkins are pickled cucumbers by the way - this is for the ignoramus, below average American reader).
What was he doing here? Guess what? A horseshoe maker for their Majesties...
He told me that Bavaria was really cool so was Angela...And when push came to shove, he took the back door...After all he had a horse shoe to produce. And the Brits and Germans avoid each other like the plague...
But I bet, you are wondering about the American guitar player - right?
He was replaced by some Canuck/Canadian who sang it well...
He did wonders with "Hit the Road Jack, don't you come home no more..." Ray Charles tune.
And that is the conclusion I am leaving you with.
"Hit the Road Jack." You are not welcome here. No more, no more...
After my fun night, I was left with only one conclusion.
There is only one way, Resistance.
See, even "Fun" holds great promises.
Comments
Brilliant !!!
wot haha
Excellent...
Hit the road Jacks
No more, no more.. no more.....
Resistance.... !
Lots of love
Salam
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Dreams unfulfilled, graduate unskilled
It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten...
We are the sons of no one, bastards of young....
...The ones who love us best are the ones we’ll lay to rest
And visit their graves on holidays at best
The ones who love us least are the ones we’ll die to please
If it’s any consolation, I don’t begin to understand them....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83E8H7mLxXs
Actually my deconstructions were the only genuine things the ho published in her whole low life.
Tfou on both of you !
Typical 10 dinar Iraqi hooker.
You wanted out of the British empire and so you got what you deserved. You're now part of the Amerikkkan/Israeli empire, so stop your whining and suck it down, Kaffir.
Easy like hands on skin
Come speak to me
Easy like sky on earth
We're going to do something
If you come and tell me how you feel
Cause we're gonna work it out
Even if your world's falling apart
Are you gonna do something ?
Are you gonna trust me ?
Are you gonna take care of what you've been given ?
Are you ?
Birds are crying for the two of us
Can't sleep cause the moon
Reminds of your face
Now I can see
Sunsets on my homeland
Through your words still alive
Come speak to me
Easy like hands on skin
Do you know why I have left ?
It's cause I was digging into my past
Are you gonna do something ?
Are you listening to me ?
Are you gonna take care of what you've been given ?
Are you ?
Are you ?
Birds are crying for the two of us
Can't sleep cause the moon
Reminds me of your face
Now I can see
Sunsets in my homeland
Through your words still alive
The sun keeps telling me stories
Are you gonna do something ?
Are you ?
The moon keeps telling me stories
Are you gonna take care of what you've been given ?
Birds are crying for the two of us
Can't sleep cause the moon
Reminds me of your face
Now I can see
Sunsets on my homeland
Cause your words are still alive for both of us
Can't sleep cause the moon
Reminds me of your face
Now I can see
Sunsets on my homeland
Through your words still alive
from the north of england for you,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-6Ta_b6YI
best
There is no such thing as Western politically correct empathy. The everyday Mr and Mrs Yank are way too embarrassed for that now, and just pretend it doesn't exist. Bush is still frothing at the mouth, probably rabid.
Mr and Mrs Majesty look down their nose at everyone, pity they can't win a game of cricket.
To the anonymous from the earlier post:
I have no need to defend Layla, she is quite capable of doing that by herself. I will speak up about the moral sense of self righteousness you portray, which you seem to need to defend. EG: It is allright for you to kill Iraqi's, but NOT allright for Iraqi's to hate you for it.
I'm with you Layla, I love that song. Hit the Road, Jack.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ISzn2iX7Y
http://www.religioustolerance.org/yazidi.htm
You don't say !
GIVE US BACK THE COMMENTS MODERATION !
LONG LIVE OUR BLOG CLEAN AND HONORED !
LAYLA IS THE GREATEST !
LAYLA IS THE GREATEST !
AND DEBASED BE THE TROLLS !
almost pissed my pants on this one..
Maybe you don't look like an Iraqi ?
it's snowing!
http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/285180
I would like to receive the cut-off head of Muqtada Al-Sadr emptied of whatever there is inside, cleaned, disinfected, turned upside down and filled with strong and fragrant Iraqi tea.
The whole served on a gold tray with a sugar bowl and two cups for me and Layla.
Thank you so much and Merry Christmas.
Sincerely,
A Little Iraq Lover
Would have been nice if the little racist moron who made the video could spell...
you go on slandering and I will sue your ass. Get it troll?
You rock ! Let's rock them to sleep...
Bless you and yours.
Lots of love
Nice poem. Did you write it?
Is Iraq your homeland ?
To be honest with you and this is a personal observation...
The Americans are a pathetic lot, but the English...my God, I really can't stand the English. Their racism is almost genetic.
Take your medics and say hello to Mars and Jupiter for me...
And shut the fuck up.
May the stars be with you.
you disgusting embedded journalist, stuff it !
Thank you but I need this democracy for a while...
Frankly, this blog is taking way too much of my time as is. And when I moderate comments, on average of 40 a day, it really takes up a lot of my time...
I will try this venue for a while and may resort back to "dictatorship."
Where am coming from is an expression not an allusion to my race or looks...I suppose you know that alreay and you are trying to play smart.
I must agree with this other person who said this is quite macabre...Don't count on me for the tea...
However much I abhorr Muqtada Al-Sadr...
this ones for you!
http://resis-dance.blogspot.com/
The official soundtrack to Laylas blog!
LOL, Must be fun...I am looking forward to seeing it grow to some really good tunes...
Like a song that goes with each article?
you are a sweetie.
Thank you.
There are matters I would like very much to analyze with you in depth...
Do you work ?
I thought you had completely devoted yourself to resistance writing.
It's Paola idiot!!!
How r u?
Re baths if anyone is worried about the hygiene aspect just shower first then have a bath.
:)
True Love never dies :)
Forever :)
You say that a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNEPxcMFEs
The "Resistance" is usually associated with those who kill a few of my countrymen here & there, mass-murder innocent Iraqis, and/or wish to return the thief Saddam Hussein to power, or his successors.
You've certainly demonstrated all that in the past, for example when you recently wished mass death upon your countrymen based on sect.
But this post is different. By "Resistance", do you simply mean scrapping with British ladies in public, and writing your brooding pieces here? Well, if so I guess there's little harm in that. Go "Resistance"! Who are you going to vote for in '09?
"By Resistance, do you simply mean scrapping with British ladies in public, and writing your brooding pieces here ?"
By American patriotism, do you simply mean patrolling the Iraqi blogosphere, and writing your lousy pieces of "criticism" on your own blog ?
GO JOIN YOUR BUDDIES ON THE REAL-WORLD BATTLEFIELD, PUSSY THAT YOU ARE !
Your a friend of Jeffrey's aren't you?
Says it all.
I bet she has a fringe and short pitch black hair, wears charleston dresses, smokes like a chimney and likes to tease both men and women without ever granting her favors.
In a word, a hysteric subject.
Oh man, are you ever getting skewered here!
The emptiness and viciousness of this blog portend the end of its useful life. Layla, you've spent so much energy spewing hatred and bigotry that you've become that thing that you hate. It's a fundamental law of human nature and someone as weak-willed as you certainly could not have hoped to escape.
But really - you are unemployed, pretentious, holier-than-thou, angry, racist, fascist, sectarian - why on Earth would you expose yourself as this? I think it is because you can't help yourself.
Sad.
GREAT DUET, fabulous...please add this one to our Resistance repertoire...
Blowin a kiss your way ;-)
Am afraid you are not getting the full picture...It's not only about your tax payer money...we are paying in blood. And the fact that I don't want to see Muqtada's head on a platter has nothing to do with my love for the aspiring thug rapist ayatollah...I just want to be there when he is hanging at the gallows from his balls...
You and your "friend" Jefffffferey represent everything I detest about your fucked up race...
So yes the Resistance is going after your butts big time and I mean it literally...
So kiss it!
That monstruous bloodthirsty psychopath has slaughtered God only knows how many innocent Iraqis.
Are you Jesus Christ or something ?
Which ones ?
;-)
I love tea, and am connaisseuse in the different brands...
I simply shudder at the idea of drinking some really good tea from a filthy skull...
Get it now?
I want to see him at the gallows hanging from his balls.
OMG
Reading some comments
Sorry ...the **NUT houses** are
opened In Dec !!???
Take good care of yourself !
Lett he music play and yes,
we rock ! they will go back to sleep.
**The winds of change spark the most controversial of movement throughout our world throwing all that is out of balance to the surface**
Lots of love
Bless you
Long live Iraq !!!
And again, which balls ?
Do Sam and Phil get back together on The Bill?
I thought as u r in the UK u'd no if they do or not
We are 8 or months behind where I am
I don't give a royal shit about these things.
I want to go to Iraq !
How can u not give a shit about The Bill?
For those who have not seen it here is an example :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-BUlJvEZM&feature=related
U can't go to Iraq u should set an example and not go
The Kingdom is dying, I just want to get killed so I can be reunited with my mum :-(
I hate that slimy Stuart Turner (he wasn't in the You Tube I just linked 2 btw)
Well if u go to Iraq u will certainly be killed :)
But why go over there. Just drive your car really fast into a tree
Fuck I hate word verification. Type these frigging letters? (Scoffs)
You are nothing but a spoilt brat stinking to high heavens of colonialist superiority complex.
And your mum, with all due respect for the dead, was a wimp lacking moral fibre, the exact opposite of Layla.
Haloscan is better :) no shiteing type these letters and links go blue so u just have to click them
I never did either in my whole life.
The Devil could be hiding in the water and get into me through some hole.
It's all over the blogosphere.
blowin a kiss, you're making me blush :)
Occasionally I get accused of blaming the Jews for all evil in the world. That's an exaggeration of course, but I believe indeed that Jews - not THE Jews! - are behind a lot of bad things:
* They collaborated with the Arab conquerors, helping them conquer and rule their medivial empire. No wonder the Arabs treated them well.
* They dominated the slave trade and still dominate today human trafficking and sex slavery.
* They were in fact involved in bloody Passover sacrifices of Christian children as proven by an Israeli History professor in his book 'Bloody Passover'.
* Jewish bankers financed and thus made possible centuries of wars.
* They created Communism, the biggest theft in world history, and supported the Bolsheviks with billions of dollars in today's money.
* They created and own the parasitical U.S. Federal Reserve.
* They were behind the Armenian and the Ukrainian genocide.
* They brought Hitler into power to create conditions that will enable the foundation of a Jewish state in Palestine.
* They created the Holocult as a propaganda weapon for the creation and continued existence of their 19th century style social-Darwinist, colonialist entity in Palestine and ethnically cleansed the country.
* They keep depriving the Palestinians of their rights: the right to their land, their right of return, their right to resist the brutal occupation, their right not to be tortured and extra-judicially killed, their right not to have their homes and fields seized to make land for more Jewish settlers and occupation soldiers, their right not to be discriminated against by the government forced upon them, their right not to have their water stolen.
* They are behind most terrorist acts committed for the past 100+ years including 9/11 and 7/7.
* They created the atomic bomb, a weapon clearly directed against civilians.
How much more evil does any one group of people have to commit before we are allowed to call them criminal, evil and societally harmful?
The Jews claim to have first rights on Palestinian land for religious reasons and because of the Holocaust. I think both reasons don't make sense. I'm more than happy to discuss my views on those issues. Unfortunately my critics rather revert to insults or simply refuse to continue the debate whenever they realise that they are losing the argument.
I don't ignore - as i'm sometimes accused - the acts of violence committed by the likes of Hamas and Hezbollah. However, they are evils by Israel's making. Even, if my suspicion was wrong that Hamas and Hezbollah are created and financed by CIA/Mossad to create excuses for more ethnic cleansing and more genocide, Hamas and Hezbollah wouldn't have any membership, if it wasn't for the sins of Israel. They are acting in as much legitimate self-defence as the 'resistance' against German occupation during WWII.
But why, I'm sometimes asked, do I attack all Jews if I honestly only hate those Jews who do evil. Well, it’s only their skinner-box like reaction that makes them feel that way. If Jews weren’t conditioned - through over 1900 years of Talmudian indoctrination and the horror stories of the Holocult - to blindly jump to the defence of any fellow Jew – no matter how bad their sins - there would be far less reason to suspect that those evil actions had anything to do with their Jewish background. The recent debate on the illegal party donations in Britain is a good example. How do the Jewish media react to those reports? Instead of criticising the donations as criminal acts and blaming the donors for giving Jews a bad name, the majority of Jewish media criticise the reports as being motivated by and causal to more anti-Semitism.
Not every Jew subscribes to Talmudic teachings such as that Gentiles are animals in human form, created by God to serve and enrich Jews, and that the 10 commandments therefor do not apply to them. However, the way Jews have been treating Gentiles throughout history goes to show that there is a prevalent attitude – conscious or not – that Jewish tribal interests are more important than the rights of Gentiles. And I consider the Talmud and – to a lesser extent – the Torah to be the source of this attitude.
The obvious question then is why the Gentiles don't rebel against the Jews. In fact some of them do. But due to the power Jews are wielding over governments, finance, universities and media, knowledge of Jewish supremacism and Jewish evil is in short supply. The information is available, not just in private conversations, but in books and on the Internet. But how can your search for something that you don't know that it exists? Most people only find out when it is too late. They are busy getting ahead in their jobs and providing for their loved ones. As a means of coping most of them close their eyes and tell themselves it would be anti-Semitic to do otherwise. The few that do rebel, are silenced very quickly. They get ridiculed, smeared, isolated and even imprisoned.
Maybe things have to get much worse first before they can get better. But maybe by then it's already far too late. I don't have all the answer, but one thing I know for sure; if we all wait for someone else to make corrections, nothing will ever be done.
Article by Andrew Winkler Ziopedia.com
But you don't want the truth, do you Kaffir? You can't accept that the ones who paid for Arab past glories have now shafted you in the back, and of course, the Yankee trash still don't see that they are about to start paying too.
And do you know what else Kaffir? I've heard those whining Christians apologise for slavery, but I've never heard an Arab apologise for inventing it. Of course, they love boasting about all the fine things they invented, but they never admit slavery was one of them
Now just shut your stupid, and ill-educated Kaffir mouth.
Now crawl back into your dreary wendelhole and prepare for death!
You can write it both ways, with or without a G.
Hello my boy...
Salut mon petit..
What a fithy puritan you are...hahahahahaha
Wow, we Americans have nothing to worry about. If this is a sample of the Third World, their idiocy and illiteracy will keep them where they've always been - the garbage heap.
When the Goddess is around, you shut it- stupid fucked up american racist...Yalla go to hell.
And am not interested in your theories...Go and get your own blog- wanker.
I am not suggesting that American money is worth more than Iraqi blood. I am only saying that as long as certain people running the US government are profiting from the war they have no incentive to stop it. The money spent spilling Iraqi blood could be used to save lives in the US and elsewhere- $1.4 trillion could have saved a lot of lives. As for the person who wrote about the "emptiness and and viciousness" of the content of this blog- what is empty and vicious is you. You apparently don't grasp the terribleness of the occupation and the horror that those subjected to it are facing daily. As for calling the hostess "weak willed"- you try living through what she is living through , and let us see how strong your will is.
sad- actually your apparent complacency is tragic.
So will you be my guest one of these evenings yes or no ?
Again, there are some obscure matters I would like to analyze with you in depth...
Yours,
Ahmed
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Make promises you don't intend to keep
If that's Love
Then I want
No part
But if you think that Love should last for life
If you believe it's more than just one night
If that's Love
Then you've got
My heart
And if you'd rather hold on to your pride
Then wipe away the tears you made me cry
If that's Love
Then I want
No part
But if you're gonna be there when I need
Someone to just hold me tenderly
If that's Love
Then you've got
My heart
If the kinda Love that you bring
Comes with no demands and no strings
If in your eyes I see for sure
That you're the one I'm waiting for
I'll give my heart
My soul
My everything
If I have to let go of my dreams
Become someone I never ever thought I'd be
If that's Love
Then I want
No part
But if you're gonna be the kinda man
Who's willing just to take me as I am
If that's Love
Then you've got
My heart
Tell me in your arms I'll be safe
Where loneliness and fear have no place
The only thing you have to do
The only thing I ask of you
Is give your heart
Your soul
And your faith
And if you cannot give these things to me
Then I just have to tell you honestly
If that's Love
Then I want
No part
But if you say you've finally found in me
The only place where you could ever be
If that's Love
If that's Love
If that's Love
Baby you
Baby you
You've got
My heart
if we meet for dinner, you can pay.
yours,
ID
Actually I meant a simple supper at my house - just you and me...
I believe you guys spend too much time in your "beds".
That is not good for the mood, can drive to depression.
I suggest you follow Layla's example and go out for some "fun"...
It's a surprise ;-)
I DO NOT ACCEPT, YOUR USING ONE OF MY BLOG TITLES TO POST YOUR POETRY...
You want to write poems, that is fine with me...BE original and invent yourself a pseudo.
I'm sure it would be so why dont you give me a clue.
There will be a very special cream...
So are you coming ?
I'm not too fond of cream except in cake, so if there is a variety then I may consider your offer.
There is all the "variety" you desire...
Why do I have the impression that you don't completely trust me ?
And yet we have been good pals against the evil Ba'athists in the past.
What's the matter ?
Are you mad or something ?
Don't you know the Law of the Goddess:
THOU SHALT NOT USE LAYLA'S BLOG TITLES IN VAIN.
Why do I have the impression that you don't completely trust me ?
someone on a blog calling themselves Ahmed Chalabi, would you?
Do you have any greater proof that you are Ahmed Chalabi, after all you could be Jane Kerr ;)
janice, aren't you bRABIDie's sidekick? Why don't you climb back up on her shoulder like a good little monkey, OK?
Layla: "So yes the Resistance is going after your butts big time and I mean it literally..."
You mean they're gay, on top of everything else? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it would be problematic if it's not consensual. I don't think it's consensual in this case. So does "Resistance" now mean scrapping with British ladies, writing brooding blog entries, and pursuing butt piracy?
"Evil" is you and your ilk of murderous liars and crooks.
And please stop trying to hit on ID.
Can't you see he's straight and has a serious crush on Layla, you disgusting pig.
you go on slandering and I will sue your ass. Get it troll?"
WTF are you talking about whore?
Your friend paolo is still shitting Zionist propaganda all over uruk.
Actually my deconstructions were the only genuine things the ho published in her whole low life.
Tfou on both of you !
13/12/07 12:07 PM"
This fuckwit using my name is not me, now i know WTF you are talking about.
I don't refer to paola as "paolo" for a start.
Second, have a look at the two IP address, BIMBO.
And i CERTAINLY don't think my articles were the "only genuine things" the stupid ho has published.
Yes, i do use ho and have never denied that but it doesn't take a genius to figure out i use such words.
As for suing my ass even though it wasn't, bwahahahahahahaha.
I'm scared!
I don't agree with some of the imposter's crap but i certainly agree that paola is a zionist whore and you are a sellout.
you are hollow, shallow, empty, tedious, vulgar and pathetic.
But above all YOU ARE BORING.
And yes I will sue your ass bimbo, because I happen to have your real name and location.
now fuck off again!
I will gladly admit, on this blog, if leila ;) does sue.
But my bet is that she/it is full of shit.
Whenever you want DEAR!
Bring it on, yalla.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLMAO
You keep avoiding my response regarding who the sell out is.
We were both being published on the same site but i accused uruknet of being a zionist propaganda machine.
So how is it that i am the sell out when you are the one who defends zionists?
Not to mention you repeating the greatest zionist hoax of all time, the holohoax.
So again, who is the zionist and sellout?
:)
You know you don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to being a sell out and hence your avoidance of my response.
Neither Paola nor myself are sell outs. If there is one sell out of a dog here it is you.
You play the zionist game and you are sham, a scam and a scum...
You are jealous, frustrated, pathetic, vulgar, an alcoholic, dumb, imbecile, stupid, no morals, no class, no upbringing...you have NOTHING
You are NOTHING.
A boring, retarded dumb fucking idiot.
Now fuck off!
ROFLMAO
:)
Like i said, You keep avoiding my response regarding who the sell out is.
We were both being published on the same site but i accused uruknet of being a zionist propaganda machine.
So how is it that i am the sell out when you are the one who defends zionists?
Tell the readers the truth LIEla!
Thank u love.I am an Iraqi living in England. You hit it right.
The Tesco anglo-saxon high on shit, red indian killer ,drop it on hiroshima ,kill the maori and obriginis, will never learn.
and then they came to us again .they forgot what my grandfather done to them in 1920.
We have nothing to lose , they took everything so long live the resistsnce.
and bush suck monica.
oh sorry the wrong cunt.