An agreement on a Sofa...
"Le cul entre deux chaises" - a lovely French expression which literally means - one's butt between two chairs.
An expression used when someone is stuck between two options, torn apart between two decisions, oscillating between two choices, or simply lost...
I remember a friend of mine with a great sense of humor. I remember telling him once that I had my butt stuck between two chairs and in his typical Eyptian fashion, he said " Turn it into a Sofa and lie down... and relax."
I offer my Egyptian friend's advice to the Iraqi puppet government and to the Iraqi sell-outs who cheered the fall of Baghdad and hailed their "liberators".
So are you crying wolf now - you bunch of hypocritical bastards ? So now, you have your butts stuck between two chairs and you don't know what to do anymore ?
Some of you want to hand it all to Iran, you dogs. And some of you are professional ass kissers to the Americans, having sold your country, your bodies and your souls. And now you are trying to reach the Sofa, huh? Oh and that also includes the fucked up Iraqi bloggers who waved the banner "no to Saddam no to America but...", and engaged in parliamentary national reconciliation after the blood of innocent Iraqis reached the knees...hoping to make themselves a name.
The above lot of bastards is one of the reasons I have no more inclination to write about Iraq. Blaming the Americans and the stinking Brits is not enough, one needs to point the finger at the other culprits - the Iraqis themselves. The lot of hypocrites.
So I was reading all about the SOFA, a text as clear as daylight, which calls for the permanent colonization of Iraq by America the pimp and its whore Iran. Yalla, bravo Iraqi Shiites.
And this is exactly what the "liberation" of Iraq was all about - its colonization. And this is exactly what the murder of Saddam Hussein was all about - its colonization. And this is exactly what the huge fake propaganda about the alleged Shiite and Kurdish "oppression and repression" was all about, allegations that your left with its matron whore Chomsky endorsed - its colonization. And the other hookers who bought it from the Left included a bunch of disgraceful Arab bloggers, journalists and so-called intellectuals of my butt -- You too, bastards, are AS GUILTY as the rest of the lot in its colonization.
So why quibble Iraqis and others about a few terms of agreement here and there, a few clauses and items here and there ? Some of you spread your legs and others bent over for all of this to happen. Relax now and lie down on the Sofa.
And this Iraqi, Arab woman spits on you and your Sofa.
Painting : Iraqi artist, Jaber Alwan, 2007.
An expression used when someone is stuck between two options, torn apart between two decisions, oscillating between two choices, or simply lost...
I remember a friend of mine with a great sense of humor. I remember telling him once that I had my butt stuck between two chairs and in his typical Eyptian fashion, he said " Turn it into a Sofa and lie down... and relax."
I offer my Egyptian friend's advice to the Iraqi puppet government and to the Iraqi sell-outs who cheered the fall of Baghdad and hailed their "liberators".
So are you crying wolf now - you bunch of hypocritical bastards ? So now, you have your butts stuck between two chairs and you don't know what to do anymore ?
Some of you want to hand it all to Iran, you dogs. And some of you are professional ass kissers to the Americans, having sold your country, your bodies and your souls. And now you are trying to reach the Sofa, huh? Oh and that also includes the fucked up Iraqi bloggers who waved the banner "no to Saddam no to America but...", and engaged in parliamentary national reconciliation after the blood of innocent Iraqis reached the knees...hoping to make themselves a name.
The above lot of bastards is one of the reasons I have no more inclination to write about Iraq. Blaming the Americans and the stinking Brits is not enough, one needs to point the finger at the other culprits - the Iraqis themselves. The lot of hypocrites.
So I was reading all about the SOFA, a text as clear as daylight, which calls for the permanent colonization of Iraq by America the pimp and its whore Iran. Yalla, bravo Iraqi Shiites.
And this is exactly what the "liberation" of Iraq was all about - its colonization. And this is exactly what the murder of Saddam Hussein was all about - its colonization. And this is exactly what the huge fake propaganda about the alleged Shiite and Kurdish "oppression and repression" was all about, allegations that your left with its matron whore Chomsky endorsed - its colonization. And the other hookers who bought it from the Left included a bunch of disgraceful Arab bloggers, journalists and so-called intellectuals of my butt -- You too, bastards, are AS GUILTY as the rest of the lot in its colonization.
So why quibble Iraqis and others about a few terms of agreement here and there, a few clauses and items here and there ? Some of you spread your legs and others bent over for all of this to happen. Relax now and lie down on the Sofa.
And this Iraqi, Arab woman spits on you and your Sofa.
Painting : Iraqi artist, Jaber Alwan, 2007.
Comments
Can a decent human not hope that the American dogs run out of bones themselves?...
Can the humans transform into sentient beings?...
In 2002, on the eve of the invasion, 100% of Iraqis voted to reappoint their President Saddam Hussein.
In 2005, in full occupation and in full Saddam trial, 85% of Iraqis were reported to support attacks on the coalition and its collaborators carried out by the Resistance.
Now, in 2008, with over 1 million murdered including Saddam himself, you state that Iraq is swarmed with crocodile-like, connivant cowards.
My conclusion: a too large number of Iraqis are not self-sufficient intellectually and morally, never really "interiorized" two hoots of what Saddam tried to teach them.
My advice: the Resistance needs to
- get itself a CHARISMATIC leader and ONE common clear and coherent ideology
and
- start COMMUNICATING with the Iraqis CONSTANTLY, flood them under with both INFORMATIONAL and MORALE-BOOSTING messages until the parched soil of their minds and hearts is in bloom again.
The subhumans who enjoy the destruction of my beautiful innocent Iraq need to seat their asses on electric chairs.
I have to disagree with the above.
These sons and daughters of sluts/whores are MORE guilty than the invaders. Much much much MUCH MORE! kess emoon la em aboowoon.
Of course (insert sarcasm), the "patsy" didn't think of screaming out his innocence just before being hanged but instead decided to mock the man/scumhood of his executioners.
R I G H T!
It is people like you that give the conspiracy theories a bad name.
Hey "brains", why didn't this "patsy" also tell the Iraqi resistance to give up resisting when scumsfeld visited the martyr in prison and offered him his freedom in return for asking the resistance to lay down their arms??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stop with the ridiculous conspiracy theories, they just make the REAL conspiracy theories look as kooky as your "theories".
Knowing how low traitors are, the scum will probably use your spit as lubrication for when they next bend over.
But the man who was brought to the gallows was a patsy, a convict who had already been sentenced to death for different reasons and had nothing to lose.
Why the Yanks didn't tell him to address the resistance etc. etc. is part of the top secret makeshift parallel strategy.
It must be so, the real Saddam cannot be dead.
You "must deduce" what you "must".
I am not here to answer everyone's ASSUMPTIONS especially when my views have been known on more than one occasion.
Will they be coming back in a UFO too?
And to anonymous above: 'layla' happens to mean 'night' in Arabic!
In solidarity.
P.S. Brilliant statement by the Baath Party printed on Uruknet.
I apologize for having been unable to aknowledge some of your comments on the previous posts.
For those who wished me a Ramadan Kareem, Thank you. May this Holy month bring peace and blessings on all true Freedom and Justice loving people.
Regards
HOLY!!!???
What was WRONG with last month and Kuwait??!!NUR
HOLY!!!???
What was WRONG with last month and Kuwait??!!NUR
ok, I hate-love you layla, please do not ignore me anymore.
[ok?]
NUR
who told you that pistachios would give you the brains that you will never have??!!
NUR